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The ANNOYING THING crawled out of
bed this afternoon around 4:15pm.
Boy, is he hurting!
We gave him some phone books to sit
on and then brought him what he
asked for, although seven seltzers and
half a bottle of aspirin isn't going to fix
what ails this little party boy.
He's alive and well, just may take a few
days for those blood-shot eyes to clear
up. We'll keep a close watch on the
little bugger today.
bed this afternoon around 4:15pm.
Boy, is he hurting!
We gave him some phone books to sit
on and then brought him what he
asked for, although seven seltzers and
half a bottle of aspirin isn't going to fix
what ails this little party boy.
He's alive and well, just may take a few
days for those blood-shot eyes to clear
up. We'll keep a close watch on the
little bugger today.
UPDATE
As of May 12, ANNOYING THING is back to
normal. Eyes clear, he isn't slouching.
normal. Eyes clear, he isn't slouching.
We're making every effort to keep him as comfortable as possible, but I warn
you, he's fast becoming HIGH MAINTENANCE.
you, he's fast becoming HIGH MAINTENANCE.
AT slept in this morning, but
soon as his eyes were open he
asked for a Miller Lite. Little
dude's a barley sponge!
We brought in a cheeseburger,
Cheetos, and the morning
paper as well.
soon as his eyes were open he
asked for a Miller Lite. Little
dude's a barley sponge!
We brought in a cheeseburger,
Cheetos, and the morning
paper as well.
Took him to the Lake after he got his
lazy butt out of bed. He met Emily
there and schmoozed his way onto her
rubber duck, but eventually he moved
onto Emily.
lazy butt out of bed. He met Emily
there and schmoozed his way onto her
rubber duck, but eventually he moved
onto Emily.
When we got back home, he started
this stuff! I told him to STOP THAT!
this stuff! I told him to STOP THAT!
He did stop, but his next thing was
running around and yelling, "Pull my
finger, pull my finger."
running around and yelling, "Pull my
finger, pull my finger."
That little bugger
needed to calm down,
needed to calm down,
So, we took him for a pedicure.
Afterward, we stopped for a massage on the
way home; He seemed very pleased with that.
way home; He seemed very pleased with that.
At the moment, he's diving for cheese-balls in the hot tub.
All in all, we think he'll have a good stay here
in the Star City. We'll keep him fed and try to
keep him entertained. Let's ALL hope we
can keep him out of jail!
This is pretty much the way his days will go
around here.
Between you and me, some of us are having
regrets we snagged the little turd.
in the Star City. We'll keep him fed and try to
keep him entertained. Let's ALL hope we
can keep him out of jail!
This is pretty much the way his days will go
around here.
Between you and me, some of us are having
regrets we snagged the little turd.
| Y'all may just see him sooner than ya think! |
UPDATE:
PIZZA on the DECK
